Happy new year, everyone!
Thought I'd share a couple of funny things said over the last couple of days:
AJ, after going number 2 before bed:
"I pooped out my dinner!"
AJ, once he got another bowl of sliced oranges:
"I made it to the second level of orangens!"
AJ, while going into a restaurant: "You know why I'm sad now?"
Mommy: "Why?"
AJ: "Because Coco is all alone right now." Pause. "I know, we can bring him back crackers! Do you think we can ask for crackers here?"
Austin, while waiting in line with Mommy to go to the bathroom at a restaurant: "You know why there aren't showers in here?"
Mommy: "Because you don't live here?"
Austin: "Yeah, you don't need them here because you eat and then you just go home."
Austin: "I don't want to go to college."
Mommy: "Why not?"
Austin: "Because I don't want to leave my family."
Daddy: "Well, you know, it's a long way off and you might think differently later on."
Austin: "I'm not changing my mind!"