Funny things..

AJ says, "Mommy, you know that ghost-es (spelled like he said it) are dead?"
Me: yup
AJ: Ghost-es are just with sheets on their heads..
Me: yup
AJ: Hey, maybe on halloween I can just put my booey on my head and be a ghost..
Me: But then you'd have to cut a hole in him.
AJ: Maybe I could just put a band-aid on him...Nah, I can see with my eyes closed.. (proceeds to prance around the house with his booey on his head)

Later:
AJ asks for a banana.. there's a sticker on it that says, "I (heart) lunch boxes"
AJ says: hey, my banana has a heart on it! my banana loves me! My banana says, "I want to get in your BELLY AJ!!"

Then there's Austin:
Austin: Daddy, when I grow up will I get a beard?

And Nathan is a soccer protege! He rolls balls and chases them saying, 'kick kick kick!' and can kick the ball while it's in motion. Then he picks it up and says, 'BALL!', rolls it, and says 'kick, kick, kick!'. He can entertain himself for a full hour like this. SOOO CUTE!